Forever Muslim

For those little moments that we all experience as Muslims.
  • me: makes wudhu for Isha relatively early
  • me: rewards self with several hours on internet
  • me: ends up praying Isha late

lifeisliterallylimited:

I bet Muslims have the fittest and tightest butt cheeks ever.

All that tensing to keep your wudu.

Muslim Problems

delicatesoul92:

Having to keep your finger on the remote when watching American TV cause you never know when something totally inappropriate is gonna come on…. 

(via qalbandsoul)

memonite:

“If she fasts all of Ramadan… She’s too young for you bro”

(via memonite-deactivated20140218)

lifeisliterallylimited:

I had a hot date last night.

Thinking that any odd glance you get is simply because you’re a Muslim.

Forever Muslim.

Non-Muslims cram for exams.

We make du’a and promise to forego our bad deeds in exchange for the miracle of a pass.

Forever Muslim

Forever Muslim

  • me: I'm not really open with my parents. I wouldn't be able to tell them if I liked someone.
  • him: yeah, I wouldn't be able to tell mine that I even knew what a girl was.

One of the saddest moments in life:

Farting just as you’re about to finish praying.

Forever Muslim.